I believe I left off in Sydney, as I had just finished hiking the Blue Mountains, and I was preparing for my trip to Melbourne.
We'll start with some boring backpacker transportation info.
Transportation as a backpacker can be done in one of several ways, not all of which I describe here. Obviously a plane is easiest, but it is also the most expensive and can go up in cost quickly when you also need to check a couple bags. Another option is taking a greyhound bus (they call them carriages). Carriages allow more luggage and are about 35-50% cheaper. Further, you can use ride-sharing websites such as coseats.com or post ads on classifieds sites like gumtree.com (basically craigslist for Aussies and the UK) in order to meet up with other travelers who ask for some gas money in exchange for a ride. The issue with rideshares is that you have to adhere to the driver's schedule. Additionally, the price of fuel (closer to $4/gallon here) causes people to ask for gas contributions that are usually less than carriages, but not as low as you would think. Other options include buying your own car (which is fairly common based on the backpackers I have talked to) and relocating camper vans for camper rental companies. This last option sounded great to me, as you would receive free use of a camper van for a set number of days, be allowed to sleep in it as well. However, further analysis shows that after paying for your own gas, the costs of this option can get out of control, on top of all the liability taken and scheduling/mileage requirements imposed on you by the camper company can make this a much less lucrative option. Although I haven't ruled out any of these options for future use, I chose to take a carriage based on ease of schedule, comparative costs, reduced overall risk, and the fact that overnight travel allows me to pay for one less night of accommodation.
Additionally, I have found that if you are going to backpack through a country, you only need the one backpack. Bringing one additional duffel bag is too much, let alone a second one. Plane travel is more expensive, and walking a mile or so while carrying all that weight will put some wear and tear on your shoulders. However, I am just too much of a mothafucking diva to reduce my pack load now, so I will just deal with it.
Okay Corey, so you took a bus and packed too much shit. Cool story bro.
I arrived in Melbourne. I have still been using Airbnb for a place to stay, and I was pleasantly surprised when arrived. The room was on the 27th floor of one of the high-rises in the CBD (central business district) and had a great view of the surrounding city. I slept on a futon in the living room, but for approximately $35 a night it was a good deal.
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| The trapdoor is hard to see, but it is directly beneath the rope |

Later that night, I went on a moonlit kayak tour of Melbourne's Victoria Harbour and Yarra River. We started out in an area called the docklands, which is essentially the Pearl District of Melbourne. The surrounding bay had some awesome views, and we were treated to fish and chips for dinner. (Sidenote: I'm sure that many of you know that "chips" are french fries, but did you know that what we call chips, as in tortilla chips or doritos, are referred to as "crisps"?) After dinner we paddled upriver to see Melbourne's city lights, as well as some riverside pyrotechnics. I had forgotten how cool kayaking can be, so I recommend some of you try some kayak trips this summer!
I had noticed a couple interesting things on the sidewalk by this point. A motorcyclist informed me that it is perfectly legal (and free) to park your motorbike on the side of the sidewalk.Also, they have troughs with drinking water for horses all over the place. I figured they were as antiquated as the horse rings that you will still find being installed in new sidewalks around Portland, but a passerby told me that there are a ton of horses in the downtown area, and that they are very much necessary.I see this as a good time to point out that "Melbourne" is pronounced the way it sounds. I mentioned to a local that I was told Melbournians pronounced it like "Mebbin", to which I was scoffed at and corrected.
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| A Ute |
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| The room in the hostel, shared with 11 other people |
Most of the people staying in the hostel seemed to either be from the UK, Germany, or Australia. Others I met came from Canada, France, New Zealand, or other places. What I was surprised by though, is I did not meet anyone else who was American while in the hostel. Overall, everyone spoke English and were all really friendly.

The next day I went on city tour of Melbourne. Melbournians are extreme sports fans and have stadiums all over the place. While I have been here, the Australian Open of tennis has been held. They also have a Formula 1 race held here each year. One of the last stops on the tour was at the ANZAC Shrine of Remembrance (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps). This is a huge structure devoted primarily to the losses during WWI, which amounted to 19,000 soldiers lost for ANZAC out of the total 27,000 from all wars combined. The building was an incredible sight, and also had a great view of downtown Melbourne.
I also threw in a quick hike in the Dandenong Ranges National Park. It was called "1000 Steps" as a remembrance of a trek that the ANZAC took to try to defend Port Moresby in Papua New Guinea in WWII. I liked this picture.
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| Historical beer bottles |
Lastly, January 26th was the celebration of Australia Day. It celebrates the first landing of Europeans on Australian shores back in 1788. Although the holiday is somewhat controversial in the same way that Columbus day is controversial in the US, the whole nation seems to love the holiday and celebrate similarly to our July 4th holiday. I started the day by visiting the Australia Day Parade. Australia a nation of immigrants just like the US, and so the variety of different cultures involved in the parade was really fascinating. Later on, I visited a concert featuring several Melbourne bands and a firework show over Victoria Harbour. Fireworks are awesome.
It looks like I will be off to Adelaide next, and maybe up to Brisbane or Cairns after that. The great barrier reef needs to happen eventually! Thanks for reading everyone!

























